THERE'S BIN A MURRRRDURRRR.
News has reached us here on Freecloud that a special member of the Harrogate True Blues has met with an untimely demise,and that we, the Harrogate True Blues, have a MURDERER in our ranks. Yes, i can reveal that the H.T.Bs pigeon, "Arthur", is in fact, deed, cruelly slain through no fault of his own.
Arthur was brought over from Holland for breeding purposes, and has been quite happy eating corn and having the occasional leg over when required, never once refusing to do his duty no matter what was put in front of him, so it seems a mystery as to why someone would want him topped.
The Taggart team is currently carrying out intensive investigations, but a spokesman told us...."It would seem Arthur was "necked" because his offspring were not producing the required results so Arthur had to pay the price", (there is no truth to the rumour that Walter Smith is now under round the clock protection).
Arthur's owner, Tommy "coo coo" Kelly was unavailable for comment.
Oh, and by the way, the football was shite.
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Walter will defo be looking over his sholder if this is true